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January 8, 2015

Shoes to Match

Shoes to Match

Duck Face 4 Life

P.S. I used to wear these to train during swim team practice. Continue reading “Platy-Pussy” »

Cake Farts For All

August 3, 2014

Cake Farts

Cake Farts

Cake farts are a great idea when you love baking but are counting your calories.
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May 9, 2014


Cougar Spotted

April 29, 2014


Happy Tax Day!

April 15, 2014

May your taxes be filled with many write offs, whatever the fuck that is. Continue reading “Happy Tax Day!” »

Think. Don’t Smoke

April 12, 2014

Who remembers this timeless anti-smoking commercial from the 90's?  Through the many cigarettes I have packed across my lifetime, imagining myself as the monkey in this ad has definitely occurred to me on more than 1,000 occasions.  However, I still smoke.  

Keep It eSEXual

February 25, 2014