live shit i may or may not have attended…

Upcoming Gigs

December 4, 2016

Making Rock Rock Again, Duh.

August 25, 2016

Santa Barbara Independent

Santa Barbara Independent

Finally someone gets it right, ‘making rock rock again.’ Killer article/interview with my band The DTEASE in this week’s issue of The Santa Barbara Independent. Pick it up! Read full piece here. Continue reading “Making Rock Rock Again, Duh.” »

The DTEASE 8/26

August 23, 2016

LIVE August 27, 2016

LIVE August 27, 2016

The most talked about show in Santa Barbara!

One night only The DTEASE w/Retrodemon.

Tickets on Sale Now!

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Taking Towned

September 11, 2015

Towned Podcast

Towned Podcast

Weekly podcaster and Santa Barbara local Patrick Melroy took a chance on the Unlicensed Professionals last week, allowing them in studio for a closer look at the madness, ours that is. Although solely audio, as most podcasts are, Samantha and I were definitely able to hold our ground, sounding everything from our childhood, horror movies, Santa Barbara dining [or lack thereof], the weekly vlog process, our viral videos, to meat drapes. I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty sure I dropped the N word a few times, but only to point out the few situations in which a white person like myself can say it and it neither be offensive nor toe stepping [says the white girl. Listen below for another slice of the Unlicensed Professional’s inner pie.

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May 17, 2015



The DTEASE are rockin’ Santa Barbara with The Shady Ladies!
Don’t miss a wild night of glam punk explosives!



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The DTEASE Declared to Rock New Noise Music Festival & Conference 2014

October 9, 2014

DTEASE Hit New Noise Music Fest 2014

DTEASE Hit New Noise Fest 2014

This show is going to be amazing!  And, I have many a tricks up my sleeve/cooch for this one…

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October 7, 2014

Sat October 11th

Sat October 11th

The DTEASE Live Saturday October 11th

w/ SLO’s Mother F Bomb

Frog & Peach Pub
728 Higuera Street

San Luis Obispo, CA

SHOW 10PM / 21+

Billy Lee and King Washington

May 21, 2014

Billy Lee

Billy Lee

One of my bestest of best friends from college and post college living in Santa Barbara, moved to LA and joined a band called King Washington.  They played Whiskey Richards this past Sunday May 18th, the tenth and the last show of their ten day consecutive tour.  The all-talented and all-genius Billy Lee brought both his instrumental music and vocal skills to the table, surpassing my expectations, as usual.  I had to make a gif of his expert on stage hair flipping dexterity with his “newly” long mane.   The gif is comprised of 82 photos I took at the show.cF0nbTew copy

King Washington

King Washington

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March 6, 2014

DTEASE on Doom Corporation 91.9FM KCSB

Score some tickets to our upcoming show and enjoy one of the few times The DTEASE will attempt to refrain from profanity tomorrow!
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DTEASE Cum All Over San Luis Obispo

March 1, 2014

The DTEASE in SLO 3/1

The DTEASE in SLO 3/1

The DTEASE are about to pop their San Luis Obispo cherry as well of those of its inhabitants.  Mother F Bomb, from Paso Robles, will be beginning the night a.k.a. sex-rocking-shit-show for this free event.  So get make sure you get yours Continue reading “DTEASE Cum All Over San Luis Obispo” »