Daily Cate Crap
pulling shit out of my ass, one day at a time…
December 12, 2016
When life gives you lemons, have a sit-down with John Waters.
December 4, 2016
Surprise surprise! After working as warm-up comedian for Ken Boxer Live for the past year, I am now officially the new co-host. I am extremely honored to be even be considered for such a position, and am filled with gratitude upon notification of my selection. I look forward to working more intimately with the entire KBL crew and digging a little deeper into the countless celebrity guests for your viewing pleasure. Ken Boxer Live airs every Thursday on TVSB.
Don’t have cable? No problem. YouTube upload of my first show with actor, producer, surfer, Gregory Harrison below. Want to be an audience member? Free Tickets Here. Upcoming guest Four-Time NBA Champion Jamaal Wilkes will be in studio for taping Monday December 5th and the show airs Thursday December 8th on TV Santa Barbara. Look Ma! I’m on TV!—Let the games begin…
December 4, 2016
March 6, 2016
That’s right folks, Cate is doing stand-up comedy. When Craigslist adds turn life choice—for now at least. The thing is I think I’m funny, and modestly, always have. The real question is, do other people? So far, the hardest part is relating to the human race, you sick fucks. But I’m down for the challenge, and
the ride. My comedy caught theee Ken Boxer of Ken Boxer Live and I will now be performing pre-show comedy to warm up the audience. My set there has to be PG, so let the games begin. My first comedy tour is going to be titled, ‘The Worst Thing About People,” and my first line of the show will be, “The worst thing about people is everything,” at which point I will drop mic and walk off stage, perhaps after magicianing a blind walking cane out of my sleeve because it gives the blind man class.
For Ken Boxer Live list of taping dates and guests visit KenBoxerLive.com
For a list of dates I will be appearing at The Ventura Harbor Comedy Club and other venues, follow me. Continue reading “What’s The Deal With Comedy?” »
December 27, 2015
“People living passionately with purpose,” is how I would describe The Golfer and Yogini Podcast. Wedded team Cevin [golfer] and Mallory [yogini] Doppman have just launched Episode 1 which takes the time to introduce the concept and the hosts that will be taking you through the lives of passionate professionals in future episode. Following Episode 1, each episode will feature a new guest from all walks of life and innumerable professions who are passionate about what they do. The Golfer and Yogini broadcast out of Santa Barbara, California, and did I mention I am the producer? Continue reading “Producing Podcasts: The Golfer & Yogini” »
September 11, 2015
Cate and Sam grace the cover of Battalion of Saint’s latest vinyl release. These new tunes will be extra special due to what is on the outside: us. That’s right, amazingly talented artist Lee Ellingson, whom Sam and I have formed a very creative bond with via the internet, rendered us in the commissioned artwork. Can you say punk rock?
Click here to read a recent feature from metallife.com on Battalion of Saint’s latest release as well as their upcoming tour schedule
September 11, 2015
Weekly podcaster and Santa Barbara local Patrick Melroy took a chance on the Unlicensed Professionals last week, allowing them in studio for a closer look at the madness, ours that is. Although solely audio, as most podcasts are, Samantha and I were definitely able to hold our ground, sounding everything from our childhood, horror movies, Santa Barbara dining [or lack thereof], the weekly vlog process, our viral videos, to meat drapes. I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty sure I dropped the N word a few times, but only to point out the few situations in which a white person like myself can say it and it neither be offensive nor toe stepping [says the white girl. Listen below for another slice of the Unlicensed Professional’s inner pie.
November 10, 2014
This commercial for the Datsun 280zx 10th Anniversary Edition has resurfaced, and it’s fucking amazing. This is anything I could ever want from a 1980’s commercial for my dream car—which I own and it is now my child. This is the exact car that I own. Did you know, only 3,000 10th Anniversary Edition 280zxs were released by Datsun. Of those 3,000 (which are individually numbered), 2,500 were black and gold (as featured in the commercial) and only 500 were black and red (being extremely more rare than the former, perhaps extinct). Regardless, I love my car, to death, and have sex with it regularly. Let’s be real here, the hood of the 1980 Datsun 280zx is fucking long and looks like a giant penis.
Continue reading “Another Reason Why I Love My 280zx” »
October 23, 2014
This “ad” or “news flash” or “PSA” or whatever you want to call it regarding women’s gender stereotypes and further mistreatment in American society is definitely my style. The video was brought to my attention when a friend posted it on my Facebook page stating, “I’m guessing this is from Catherine Imperio’s childhood home movie collection. Smart, sassy, and makes an excellent point.” The strategy of young girls dressed up like princesses dropping the F-Bomb like a motherfucker while stating facts about inequality is brilliant. They are definitely getting people’s attention to look at the injustices women receive right in front of us every goddam day. Sometimes you gotta get little girls to put on makeup, crowns, tutus, and a fucking giant potty mouth to get people’s attention. If it wasn’t already inferred, they definitely make it clear, “What’s worse? What we’re talking about or the fact that we’re dropping the F Bomb.” I still have not had time to research/learn more about the organization, but I hope to. If anyone has any further information regarding FCKH8.com, please comment below =