hustling and somewhat organized pool…

Player of The Week

December 11, 2013

Player of The Week

Player of The Week

Wow.  I am honored and shocked, due the fact I have missed the first few weeks of league being in New York and I have played like shit the past few weeks.  As listed on the Santa Barbara Pool League Website (, “With her three wins, Cate more than doubled her win total for the season and led Brewco Lounge to their second victory.”  After reading that, it sounds kind of pathetic Continue reading “Player of The Week” »

Shots in the dark

October 15, 2013

Unicorn Shark

The Santa Barbara Pool League Winter 2013-2014 Season begins this evening.  The BrewCulos have a whole new lineup, and we are no longer the worst team in the league.  Anything can happen this season.  Anything.

Crowded Coffin Photography

Pool League Awards Summer 2013

September 28, 2013

The President's Award

The President’s Award

My team, Brewco 1, a.k.a. The BrewCulos, was presented with the honorable President’s Award at this year’s summer 2013 pool league awards ceremony.

Last Summer Pool League Match

August 27, 2013

2013 Summer Pool League Stats

2013 Summer Season Stats

Tonight will be the last match of the 2013 summer pool league season.  The BrewCulos have proved to be a proud and tightly knit team.  I am pretty shocked and impressed that not only is our team not in last place, but is in the middle of the list.

The Culo Drums

The Culo Drums

Additionally, if any of our members currently played the drums, I am pretty sure they would look something like this. A big thanks to Them Rude Boys’ drummer Justin for finding these sweet drums for me.

Lastly, I believe there is never a moment not to play Peaches in any establishment at any time of day, and that this video will never go out of style, unlike that of the Gangnam.

The Summer of Cate

August 20, 2013

I proclaim this the summer of Cate.

The summer of Cate


Morning wood.

August 13, 2013

Pool League 8/13/13It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means…pool league!

Here’s my Tuesday Pool-ism.



We’re in the money!

July 30, 2013

Santa Barbara Pool League assembled this picture of players that won money in Las Vegas at The BCAPL Nationals.  Look, I am one of them.  Super stoked to be listed along the ranks of some of the best pool players I know.  Win or lose, I love playing in Las Vegas.  It is definitely a game changer and a powerful experience.

We're in the money!

We’re in the money!

Pool Cues or Sex Toys?

July 30, 2013

Pool Cues or Sex Toys?

Pool Cues or Sex Toys?

No one on my pool team has one of these cues, yet.

1st Annual Culo Crawl

July 23, 2013

Since there is no league match tonight due to many league teams currently competing in Las Vegas , the members of my pool team and I will be dressing up as high class hustlers and hitting every pool table in Santa Barbara starting at Dublins in I.V.

The First Annual Culo Crawl

Carpinteria Bound

July 16, 2013

8 Ball

Whoop whoop! My pool team’s match is in Carpinteria tonight.  If anyone wants to roll, I’ve always got room in the trunk…