5-hour ENERGY Yummification

August 20, 2014

Cate and Sam Yummification

Cate and Sam Yummification

Samantha and I entered the 5-hour ENERGY Yummifcation contest!  The contest ended yesterday August 19th at 11:59PM EDT but winners will not be contacted until around September 2, 2014.  The beverage we created is called “Secret Serum” and can be concocted simply by combining 1 bottle of 5-hour ENERGY Extra Strength Grape with 16 ounces of water.  It tastes like a light fruity sports drink.  We built the entire set from scratch by ourselves in my living room.  Script, storyboard, acting, filming, lighting, costume design, sound, editing, and anything else you can think of was done soley by Samantha and myself.  Once again, another completely Cate and Sam DIY artistic adventure executed as professionally as possible by “unlicensed professionals.”  $100,000 will be divvied up amongst selected finalists by 5-hour ENERGY, and we are hoping to win some cash to help fund our cost of living and creative endeavors so we can keep bringing you the best of the best.

The contest requires each video be uploaded directly to their site and shared via their provided email, Twitter, and Facebook links.  Below I embedded a Facebook post I made earlier today that has a direct play button to watch our video directly and easily here.

 

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Robin Williams Tribute

August 17, 2014

Robin Williams

Robin Williams

This week Samantha and I  had to honor Robin Williams, he’s a funny guy, we’re funny girls, he has inspired us and many others, you get it.  Here’s an UnPro recreation of a memorable scene from Mrs. Doubtfire.  Hope you’re partying wherever you are.  For those of you that don’t get the reference, I’ve included the original below.


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ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Accepted

August 13, 2014

Cate Doin' The Ice Bucket Challenge

Cate Doin’ The Ice Bucket Challenge

The Ice Bucket or Donate in 24hours challenge is sweeping the nation by storm in an effort to both raise awareness and funds for further ALS research to find a cure.  Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) is most commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s disease.  My long time teenage bestie Jenna Romano, currently in residing in Israel, nominated me.  I accepted the challenge and I hope you do as well.  Remember, if nominated, you must either “ice bucket” yourself and post video via social networks (Facebook, YouTube, etc.) or donate money to ALS within 24hours.  P.S. I pretty much flooded my living room, but it was worth it.

Donations can be made at ALSA.org
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What’s The Deal With Jerry Seinfeld?

August 11, 2014

Cherry Brinesweld

Cherry Brinesweld

Sam and her Inflatable Datable

Sam and her Inflatable Datable

That’s right, Unlicensed Professionals did it.  We went there.  The latest and greatest deals to be had from Cherry Brinesweld herself.  This video’s kind of on the long side, but the beauty of a weekly video blog is you are forced to call it quits each week and start working on the next big idea.

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What’s The Deal With Blow Up Dolls?

August 4, 2014

Our Sex Doll

Our Sex Doll

Ever wonder what you actually get with your average blow up doll?  Ever want to take a closer look before picking up your own boxed inflatable love doll?  This week Sam and I take you step by step from package to package.—See what I did there?  Watch us inflate and demonstrate using a sex doll.  Don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube and Vimeo channels for new videos every Sunday.  Oh and this week’s video is NSFW and most likely NSFYouTube, so you’ll only find it here and on our Vimeo channel.  If you follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or Tumblr, etc., you’ll understand why we may be a bit late on posting this week.  Believe me, it’s worth the wait.  When you gotta wait, you best inflate.
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Former President Bill Clinton and UnPros

August 3, 2014

Sam Max Cate Dr. Suzy

Sam Max Cate Dr. Suzy

Sam, Cate, and Bill Clinton

Sam, Cate, and Bill Clinton

Last night, our “You’ll Never Believe…” video was aired LIVE on The Dr. Susan Block show immediately followed by a live interview with former president Bill Clinton, “Billy Jeff.”  Billy Jeff is a proud member (I am as well) of new game changing social network Bonoboville created by The Dr. Susan Block Institute.  Listen free to show at link below, our video airs at 1:23:00 and basically introduces “Billy Jeff.”

Listen To Show Here

 
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Cake Farts For All

August 3, 2014

Cake Farts

Cake Farts

Cake farts are a great idea when you love baking but are counting your calories.
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Out of The Box Ideas from Unlicensed Professionals

July 27, 2014

Out of The Box Ideas

Out of The Box Ideas

Happy Birthday Mr. President

Happy Birthday Mr. President

This week we get more creative than usual, if that is possible?  Have you ever been bored out of your mind?  Are you constantly hard on coming up with exciting ideas?  This week Sam and I let some ideas out of our box that will brighten your butthole on any rainy or sunny day.  Don’t forget to subscribe to our channels on Vimeo and YouTube!

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You’ll Never Believe…

July 20, 2014

What's in her butt?

What’s in her butt?

You’ll never believe the shit that comes out of my butt sometimes!  Once again, my best friend Samantha squeezes me out of a tight jam.  Special thanks to Chief Editing & Audio Consultant on this episode, Television Smith.
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