November 23, 2014
Splashes Malipoo is the world’s leading rehabilitation center for smart phone addiction (SPA). As a addict myself, I see the trend of more and more people becoming powerless over their smart phone usage. That is why Samantha and myself have created a wonderful treatment facility where fellow SPAs can recover and once again live normal lives. Our UnPros Reverse Heroin O.D. Aversion Therapy, “Hot Button” and “Dollar on a String” techniques, and patented Smartphone Submersion Therapy have been annihilating every app ailment from selfie psychosis to scoliosis since we opened our doors, yesterday.
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November 16, 2014
Sometimes there are topics which arose discussions that run longer than others. That is exactly what happened here when we ventured off to tackle women’s pubic hair. So in depth with step by step drawings of creating each pubic masterpiece, it’s maintenance, its drawbacks, and ultimately, its meaning. The following is the second half of the two part “Tales from The Cunt” saga, What a Girl’s Pubes Mean. Feel like you’re a bit behind? Watch Part 1 Here
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November 15, 2014
Did you know that KCSB has been Santa Barbara’s only non-commercial free-form community radio station since 1962? Well November 12th through November 21st marks their annual fund drive in order to keep their freedom we love so much. Their motto, “Tune In. Turn On. Give Back.”
KCSB 91.9FM is the ONLY radio station that I ever listen to. My ultimate favorite weekly program being good friend The Chemist’s [aka Marky Mark Morey] Doom Corporation which currently airs every Friday from 12PM to 2PM. Another favorite is Darla Bea’s show Sundays from 8PM to 10PM. The station can be streamed online or via cell phone at any time which makes listening despite location a breeze. Did I mention those that donate also receive gifts? How cool is that?! Donations can be made via phone at 805-893-2424 or online via KCSB.org
Per The Chemist’s request, Samantha and I wrote and produced two public service announcements which aired yesterday during his show. Darla Bea will be airing our “Conspiracy” PSA this Sunday during her show as well. I have uploaded both of our recently aired PSAs to YouTube so they can be listened to below. Samantha and I have a couple more in the works to air during Doom Corporation’s show this Friday 11/21. Additionally, The Chemist has invited Wilson Gil of The DTEASE Continue reading “KCSB 91.9FM Fund Drive 2014” »
November 12, 2014
Dr. Susan Block has written another book titled The Bonobo Way. The Bonobo Way explores “The evolution of peace through pleasure.” Samantha and I had the pleasure of attending her book launch party which also celebrated The Captain Max’s birthday and the Grand Opening of the new Speakeasy at Bonoboville headquarters. It was a fucking blast—and the amount of fun had is not even worth expressing in words for it cannot be conveyed.
As part of Dr. Suzy’s celebratory launch week, The Bonobo Way is being offered as a free kindle download now through November 16th. I advise you to take advantage. Free download can be acquired here.
More updates regarding The Bonobo Way, our Bonobo Family at The Dr. Susan Block Institute, and coverage of our appearance on The Dr. Susan Block show to come! Stay tuned. Continue reading “The Bonobo Way Launch” »
November 11, 2014
A long long time ago…well actually not that long ago. This past August I was honored to be asked to perform in the silent film What a Pool Believes by producer of the film, good friend, and fellow New Yorker, Meighann Athene Helene. The director and writer (among other credits) of the film, Ted Mills, coincidentally is also a good friend whom I have had the pleasure of working with prior on some creative endeavors. Initially, What a Pool Believes was created to be entered in the 2014 UCSB Arts & Lectures DIY Silent Film Contest. In late August, the news was released that the film won first prize. The fact that part of the “glory” was that the film be played during the Sunken Gardens Summer Movie Series at the Santa Barbara County Courthouse preceding one of my favorite films, Charlie Chaplin’s Modern Times, was by far enough of a perk or prize for me.
However, not only has What a Pool Believes achieved its initial award it set out to claim, but it has now received International recognition. Since August, the film has been entered in a plethora of film festivals/contests (I speculate by Meighann), and just yesterday graciously received The Audience Choice Award at the PSSST! Festival nijemog filma/PSSST! Silent Film Festival in Croatia after premiering at the festival the previous Thursday. PSSST! only delivers two awards, and out of over 100 submissions, What a Pool Believes received one of them. Big things are happening! Congratulations and Thank Yous to all involved in making this production possible and bringing it to life! What a Pool Believes may be silent, but it’s recognition is being heard worldwide.
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November 10, 2014
This commercial for the Datsun 280zx 10th Anniversary Edition has resurfaced, and it’s fucking amazing. This is anything I could ever want from a 1980′s commercial for my dream car—which I own and it is now my child. This is the exact car that I own. Did you know, only 3,000 10th Anniversary Edition 280zxs were released by Datsun. Of those 3,000 (which are individually numbered), 2,500 were black and gold (as featured in the commercial) and only 500 were black and red (being extremely more rare than the former, perhaps extinct). Regardless, I love my car, to death, and have sex with it regularly. Let’s be real here, the hood of the 1980 Datsun 280zx is fucking long and looks like a giant penis.
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November 10, 2014
Wouldn’t you like to know…
Yes, we all would. Even us women need to brush up on our technique and style repertoire. Further, many females may be unaware of the psychic reading that lies just below the belt. Such a diversely extensive transcript yield not just one episode, but two. Behold, the Unlicensed Professionals two part pube saga—which I like to consider one of our many, “Tales From The Cunt.”
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November 2, 2014
Once again, as the date of our next Dr. Susan Block Show approaches, Samantha and I scurry to find fitting, thematic, and matching lingerie to wear on the show. The funny thing is that we know we’ll end up taking these outfits off on the show—however, we still take pride in the precession. Here’s an inside look at the tornado my house turns into in the days and hours approaching a Dr. Suzy appearance. Tune in this Saturday November 8th 10:30PM to 12AM PST at drsusanblock.tv
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