August 31, 2014
There is a plethora of ways people can and will touch you. To make it easier on all of us, Samantha and I took a few of our most encountered strokes and gave them names. Now strokes desired, or unfortunately the victim of, can be easily identifiable with this short list of must know terms. Still confused?—each one comes with its own demonstration. Enjoy and brush up on your touching vocabulary.
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August 20, 2014
Samantha and I entered the 5-hour ENERGY Yummifcation contest! The contest ended yesterday August 19th at 11:59PM EDT but winners will not be contacted until around September 2, 2014. The beverage we created is called “Secret Serum” and can be concocted simply by combining 1 bottle of 5-hour ENERGY Extra Strength Grape with 16 ounces of water. It tastes like a light fruity sports drink. We built the entire set from scratch by ourselves in my living room. Script, storyboard, acting, filming, lighting, costume design, sound, editing, and anything else you can think of was done soley by Samantha and myself. Once again, another completely Cate and Sam DIY artistic adventure executed as professionally as possible by “unlicensed professionals.” $100,000 will be divvied up amongst selected finalists by 5-hour ENERGY, and we are hoping to win some cash to help fund our cost of living and creative endeavors so we can keep bringing you the best of the best.
The contest requires each video be uploaded directly to their site and shared via their provided email, Twitter, and Facebook links. Below I embedded a Facebook post I made earlier today that has a direct play button to watch our video directly and easily here.
August 17, 2014
This week Samantha and I had to honor Robin Williams, he’s a funny guy, we’re funny girls, he has inspired us and many others, you get it. Here’s an UnPro recreation of a memorable scene from Mrs. Doubtfire. Hope you’re partying wherever you are. For those of you that don’t get the reference, I’ve included the original below.
August 13, 2014
The Ice Bucket or Donate in 24hours challenge is sweeping the nation by storm in an effort to both raise awareness and funds for further ALS research to find a cure. Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) is most commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. My long time teenage bestie Jenna Romano, currently in residing in Israel, nominated me. I accepted the challenge and I hope you do as well. Remember, if nominated, you must either “ice bucket” yourself and post video via social networks (Facebook, YouTube, etc.) or donate money to ALS within 24hours. P.S. I pretty much flooded my living room, but it was worth it.
Donations can be made at ALSA.org
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August 11, 2014
That’s right, Unlicensed Professionals did it. We went there. The latest and greatest deals to be had from Cherry Brinesweld herself. This video’s kind of on the long side, but the beauty of a weekly video blog is you are forced to call it quits each week and start working on the next big idea.
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August 4, 2014
Ever wonder what you actually get with your average blow up doll? Ever want to take a closer look before picking up your own boxed inflatable love doll? This week Sam and I take you step by step from package to package.—See what I did there? Watch us inflate and demonstrate using a sex doll. Don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube and Vimeo channels for new videos every Sunday. Oh and this week’s video is NSFW and most likely NSFYouTube, so you’ll only find it here and on our Vimeo channel. If you follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or Tumblr, etc., you’ll understand why we may be a bit late on posting this week. Believe me, it’s worth the wait. When you gotta wait, you best inflate.
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August 3, 2014
Last night, our “You’ll Never Believe…” video was aired LIVE on The Dr. Susan Block show immediately followed by a live interview with former president Bill Clinton, “Billy Jeff.” Billy Jeff is a proud member (I am as well) of new game changing social network Bonoboville created by The Dr. Susan Block Institute. Listen free to show at link below, our video airs at 1:23:00 and basically introduces “Billy Jeff.”